11 March 2022
by Svyatoslav I. Maslennikov
There’s very little commitment in
My country is at war with its ex-roommate.
Do event organizers use time travel to post pictures for a future event?
What’d they call kidney beans before we started cutting up people?
Can’t have miscommunication without communication.
Threw a tea party. Broke no clocks.
Walked seven miles to a bar. Drunk-emailed Louis C.K.